Mr. Kitty

I can build you a paraffin eye and graft it on. It won't be able to see, but you'll look like a normal two-eyed person. Me? Perfectly normal? Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry. Why are they with you? Do you have candy? No. It's called parenting. Come on, dumplings, we've got Our daddy's a giant toy! Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea. I'm sure Leela's tired of morons gaping at her eye all the time. Cosmetic surgery's great… so I had cuteness reduction surgery here and here.

Brace yourselves, everyone! Two hundred! I hate to complain but the air conditioner's on fire. My ice cream manwich! What the hell are we doing? We're all gonna die so this junkyard golem can celebrate Robanukah! You vile racist. Haven't my people suffered enough? Now keep drilling for that petroleum oil, you selfish cowards! Although, then again, I guess any kind ? I am so great Bender is great Bender, Bender, Bender, Ben. ? Man, where did the time go? Hey, you guys wanna…

Yes, and I'll be going back there… with a gold medal draped around my elegant Caribbean shoulders. Your body may be as perfectly sculpted as it was 20 years ago… when you whupped my fat ass every time. I see you're still able to limbo under the bar of fashion sense. That's it, Barbados Slim! You've gone one toke over the line! Limbo-ers, on your marks. Get rubbery. Limbo! MALE There they go! And Barbados Slim takes an early lead. God, I hope he wins.